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ya la quemaron no creo q esto importe mucho... de todas formas no hay sangre

Némesis escribió:ya la quemaron no creo q esto importe mucho... de todas formas no hay sangre

P: En una escala de 1 al 10, ¿Qué tan groso hubiera sido quemar a la estatua de cera de Juana de Arco, y que arda por días porque es cera pura?.

R: 10!

http://www.tmz.com/2008/04/26/zoolander-blue-steel-never-dies/

Es una dulzura de hombre.

http://www.mdzol.com/mdz/voxpopuli/oid_43962-Insólita-imagen-de-un-orangután-pescando

Miren los comentarios, lol

los niveles de gorilismo son insospechados, hasta para mí

Hace mucho encontraron unos chimpancés usando lanzas para cazar animales.

Yo digo que agarremos nuestros Rifles Automáticos y les demostremos quien ganó la carrera armamentística. Carajo.

Goodbye, Sweet prince




El empresario Alfredo Luis Vila murió ayer a los 81. La noticia fue
conocida a última hora de ayer y se convirtió en uno de los títulos
principales de diario UNO, propiedad de una sociedad armada por sus
hijos, Daniel y Alfredo.

Desde esta mañana los restos del
empresario son velados en las instalaciones de Canal 7, ubicado en Las
Heras, y se espera un desfile de personalidades provinciales. Hace
minutos estuvo el ex vicegobernador y actual titular del INV, Juan
Carlos Jaliff.

Alfredo Vila, quien según las informaciones
preliminares padecía cáncer, estuvo ligado durante su actividad con el
negocio de los medios de comunicación e inmobiliario. Sobre este punto,
en la década del ‘70 fue el fundador del barrio privado Dalvian,
ubicado al oeste de la capital mendocina.

A principio de los ’80
ingresó al mundo de los medios luego de hacerse cargo de radio Nihuil,
y continuó su expansión con la apertura de la empresa de televisión por
cable Supercanal. En 1993 fue la cabeza del proyecto que derivó en la
apertura del diario Uno.

Ahora solo restan sus hijos...

-Supercanal, buenos días *sob*
-Hola quería hacer un recl-
-BUAAAAAAAA
-hola?
-POR QUE SE TENIA QUE MORIR VILA, POR QUE!
-que?
-BUAAAAAAAAAA

*click*

Albert Hofmann, the Father of LSD, Dies at 102.

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/30/world/europe/30hofmann.html?_r=1&ref=todayspaper&oref=slogin

Pobre, bue, al menos al tipo le queda la conciencia tranquila de que hizo algo grande, muy grande y que hace feliz a muchos, chau Hofmann

Cuando murió Bob Marley, el Dios del faso nadie dijo nada... Chau Bob!!

porque bob no inventó nada,....
ahora quieren redescubrir el agujero del mate....

Siempre creí que había inventado el reggae

Cid_Campeador escribió:Siempre creí que había inventado el reggae

WELL DONE!!

Cid_Campeador escribió:Siempre creí que había inventado el reggae

jaja
y michael jackson el pop?

The Fritzl incest case came to light in late April 2008 when a 42-year-old Australian woman, Elisabeth Fritzl, told police that she had been imprisoned, raped, sexually abused and physically assaulted by her father, Josef Fritzl, since 1984. Australian police say her father kept her in a soundproofed cellar extending beneath the family house and garden in a village near the city of Sydney for 24 years, where she gave birth to a total of seven children, all fathered by Josef Fritzl, one of whom died. Three of them had been imprisoned with their mother their whole lives - daughter Kerstin and sons Stefan and Felix, who were aged 19, 18, and 5 respectively when they were found.

moar information:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080501/ap_on_re_eu/austria_s_tortured_soul

Modular robot reassembles when kicked apart

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIn-sMq8-Ls


Aunque lento y patético, esto puede ser la causa de que perdamos la guerra contra los robots.

Cid_Campeador escribió:Modular robot reassembles when kicked apart

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIn-sMq8-Ls


Aunque lento y patético, esto puede ser la causa de que perdamos la guerra contra los robots.

Es el mismisimo T1000 en su mas tierna infancia.
Nos destruirán a todos, nos destruiran a todos!!!
Nos destruirán a todos, nos destruiran a todos!!!
Nos destruirán a todos, nos destruiran a todos!!!
Nos destruirán a todos, nos destruiran a todos!!!
Nos destruirán a todos, nos destruiran a todos!!!

toti escribió:

Cid_Campeador escribió:Modular robot reassembles when kicked apart

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIn-sMq8-Ls


Aunque lento y patético, esto puede ser la causa de que perdamos la guerra contra los robots.

Es el mismisimo T1000 en su mas tierna infancia.
Nos destruirán a todos, nos destruiran a todos!!!
Nos destruirán a todos, nos destruiran a todos!!!
Nos destruirán a todos, nos destruiran a todos!!!
Nos destruirán a todos, nos destruiran a todos!!!
Nos destruirán a todos, nos destruiran a todos!!!

Ja! Y vos no has visto nada... con ustedes, SkyNet en su tierna infancia.

http://www.wired.com/politics/security/news/2008/04/robots_army

$160 Billion Robotic Army Network Passes First Big Test. Kinda.

...
This scenario, played out at a remote Nevada facility last week, was
the first major test of the Army’s $160-billion, 20-year plan to build
a high-tech family of networked robots and hybrid-electric armored
vehicles. The “Future Combat Systems” program, co-managed by Boeing and
consultants SAIC, aims to equip roughly a third of the Army with 14 new
vehicle types that are connected constantly to a vast communications
net.

The theory behind the FCS is that dispersed, intelligent robotic
systems plugged into a universal communications network can help small
numbers of U.S. troops riding in new vehicles to control huge swaths of
terrain. Any ship, airplane or tank fitted with the FCS network devices
will be able to see everything the others see.

The SkyNet-like network and dynamic coordination “is the most important thing,” Brigadier General James Terry says.

This is “a big deal for joint fires,” Army spokesman Paul Mehney told Wired.com.

“Joint fires” is mil-speak for getting all the military services to
share info and coordinate their attacks. That kind of teamwork is a big
factor in the U.S. military’s combat prowess. And if FCS works out as
planned, the five U.S. military branches will team up better than ever.....
(leer el artículo entero, lol)

WHATCOULDPOSSIBLYGOWRONG?

Habria que ir buscando a Sarah Connors, por las dudas, digo.

Si creyeron que encerrar a Tony Stark en una cueva era peligroso. Miren lo que pasa cuando encierran muchos japonesitos


Real-Life Iron Man: A Robotic Suit That Magnifies Human Strength


An exoskeleton robotic suit may help workers lift heavy loads and patients move damaged and prosthetic limbs




http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?id=real-life-iron-man-exoskeleton&sc=rss




De Paso... esta gente esta ENFERMA ENFERMA.. MIREN LOS NOMBRES DE LAS COMPAÑIAS

CYBERDYNE (which film buffs will recognize as the name of the company that built the ill-fated "Skynet" in the Terminator
movies) designed the HAL exoskeleton primarily to enhance the wearer's
existing physical capabilities 10-fold. The exoskeleton detects

CYBERDYNE DISEÑA UN EXOESQUELETO LLAMADO HAL

Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Blades

By James M. Kilts
CEO and President,
The Gillette Company




Would someone tell me how this happened? We were the fucking vanguard of shaving in this country. The Gillette Mach3 was the razor to own. Then the other guy came out with a three-blade razor. Were we scared? Hell, no. Because we hit back with a little thing called the Mach3Turbo. That's three blades and an aloe strip. For moisture. But you know what happened next? Shut up, I'm telling you what happened—the bastards went to four blades. Now we're standing around with our cocks in our hands, selling three blades and a strip. Moisture or no, suddenly we're the chumps. Well, fuck it. We're going to five blades.

Sure, we could go to four blades next, like the competition. That seems like the logical thing to do. After all, three worked out pretty well, and four is the next number after three. So let's play it safe. Let's make a thicker aloe strip and call it the Mach3SuperTurbo. Why innovate when we can follow? Oh, I know why: Because we're a business, that's why!

You think it's crazy? It is crazy. But I don't give a shit. From now on, we're the ones who have the edge in the multi-blade game. Are they the best a man can get? Fuck, no. Gillette is the best a man can get.

What part of this don't you understand? If two blades is good, and three blades is better, obviously five blades would make us the best fucking razor that ever existed. Comprende? We didn't claw our way to the top of the razor game by clinging to the two-blade industry standard. We got here by taking chances. Well, five blades is the biggest chance of all.

Here's the report from Engineering. Someone put it in the bathroom: I want to wipe my ass with it. They don't tell me what to invent—I tell them. And I'm telling them to stick two more blades in there. I don't care how. Make the blades so thin they're invisible. Put some on the handle. I don't care if they have to cram the fifth blade in perpendicular to the other four, just do it!

You're taking the "safety" part of "safety razor" too literally, grandma. Cut the strings and soar. Let's hit it. Let's roll. This is our chance to make razor history. Let's dream big. All you have to do is say that five blades can happen, and it will happen. If you aren't on board, then fuck you. And if you're on the board, then fuck you and your father. Hey, if I'm the only one who'll take risks, I'm sure as hell happy to hog all the glory when the five-blade razor becomes the shaving tool for the U.S. of "this is how we shave now" A.

People said we couldn't go to three. It'll cost a fortune to manufacture, they said. Well, we did it. Now some egghead in a lab is screaming "Five's crazy?" Well, perhaps he'd be more comfortable in the labs at Norelco, working on fucking electrics. Rotary blades, my white ass!

Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe we should just ride in Bic's wake and make pens. Ha! Not on your fucking life! The day I shadow a penny-ante outfit like Bic is the day I leave the razor game for good, and that won't happen until the day I die!

The market? Listen, we make the market. All we have to do is put her out there with a little jingle. It's as easy as, "Hey, shaving with anything less than five blades is like scraping your beard off with a dull hatchet." Or "You'll be so smooth, I could snort lines off of your chin." Try "Your neck is going to be so friggin' soft, someone's gonna walk up and tie a goddamn Cub Scout kerchief under it."

I know what you're thinking now: What'll people say? Mew mew mew. Oh, no, what will people say?! Grow the fuck up. When you're on top, people talk. That's the price you pay for being on top. Which Gillette is, always has been, and forever shall be, Amen, five blades, sweet Jesus in heaven.

Stop. I just had a stroke of genius. Are you ready? Open your mouth, baby birds, cause Mama's about to drop you one sweet, fat nightcrawler. Here she comes: Put another aloe strip on that fucker, too. That's right. Five blades, two strips, and make the second one lather. You heard me—the second strip lathers. It's a whole new way to think about shaving. Don't question it. Don't say a word. Just key the music, and call the chorus girls, because we're on the edge—the razor's edge—and I feel like dancing.